Friday, July 29, 2011

What the hell did he just say?!?!?

I'm sure everyone has heard about the recent terrorist activity in Norway. God, that makes it sound relatively tame: What really happened: Anders Behring Breivik, A right-wing White Supremacist blew up and/or shot to death NINETY-SEVEN people, many of them children.


Every argument ever presented by Glenn Beck
 It's horrid, enraging and utterly sad. What is worse? Glenn Beck, ever the fan of Godwining every argument he has ever heard of, compared The Labour Party Youth Camp targeted by this European version of a backwoods redneck to a "Hitler Youth Camp"

But that's Glenn Beck: We should all expect him to behave like an idiot.

The Ultra Stupid, A Quote from Morrissey:
“We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead," Yes, ladies and gentleman, this is a directly attributed quote from the 52 year old singer/songwriter. "Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried shit every day.”
(vancoversun.com)

Are...You...FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

I understand the choices of vegetarians and I believe animal cruelty should have stiffer legal penalties, but to compare the cold, calculated murder of 97 people to hamburgers and buckets of chicken, is not only ill-thought-out it is just plain idiotic in every sense of the word.

First off, Mr. Morrissey, I'd like to introduce you to the food chain: Animals like Cows, chickens and even cute fluffy little bunny rabbits convert vegetable matter into animal matter, i.e. Meat. (and copious amounts of shit, but that's beside the point for this little exercise) The animals in turn are eaten by other animals, which convert that animal protein into more furry little predators and bigger, smarter brains, which is, oddly enough, how humanity came to be. The Internet came along a little after that. Which I'm thankful for, because it allows me to call you a level 3 douche bag from the privacy and comfort of my own home.

While, yes I agree factory farms aren't exactly pleasant places,they are much better than the world without them. Images like rioting at supermarkets and mass starvation come to mind. Without these industrialized food production facilities food prices would sky rocket and a good portion of the world's population wind eventually starve to death. And Yes, I do recognize the cost. These animals are bred and raised to be killed for food. It's ugly, it's bloody and it's extremely messy. It is also very necessary.

But according to your words, you think raising and killing animals for food is vastly more inhumane than Breivik's attack on unarmed and non-threatening fellow human beings. Breivik used a specific type of ammunition in his attack, rounds referred to as 'dum-dums' or sabots. For those unfamiliar with those terms. A Sabot is a type of bullet designed to shatter on impact, sending high velocity shards of splintered metal through the body of the target. This type of bullet is specifically BANNED from military use by the Geneva Convention. Why? because an easily survivable wound to an arm, leg or even torso with standard military copper jacketed rounds becomes an amputation or a slow agonizing death due massive internal injuries.

Yes, Morrissey, that seems MUCH more humane than killing and eating an animal. Have you even seen the pictures of the victims? Most of then are teenagers. Kids. Most of them appear to be native Norwegians that were executed for unforgivable crime of associating with immigrants. Breivik played judge, jury and executioner during his cold, calculated and vicious attack. But thank GOD he didn't do it while eating a Big Mac!

I've never purchased any of your music and you've insured that I never will. Basic humanity dictates that you owe the victims, their families, the people of Norway, and the entire HUMAN RACE an apology for inflicting the stupidity quoted above on the world. You basically told the world that those victims lives were worth less than a fucking hamburger.

While you're at it you can apologize to your fellow animal rights activists for setting the movement back a decade, as well. Toss another to your parents and children for shaming their name. Asshole.

Objective: Douchebaggery
Mission: Accomplished






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