From the "I wonder what took them so long." file

I just read from a (poorly) translated Norwegian newspaper's website, that the WBC, which stands for "We're Batshit Crazy" Westboro Baptist Church is planning a trip to Norway to stage their unique brand of douchbaggery at the funerals for the victims of Anders Breivik's shooting and explosives laden rampage. (http://www.dagbladet.no)

Mommy didn't hug me enough and Daddy hugged me too much.

Now, I usually shy away from ranting on the WBC. Mainly because they make it to damned easy. "God hates Muslims, God hates Ryan Dunn, God Hates whoever is famous and dead, God hates US Soldiers. God Hates <insert minority group here>"

I mean, seriously it's like being a coyote in a hen house full of deaf, dumb and blind chickens. There are literally too many ways to mock these assclowns.

Seriously, even the KKK counter-protested these idiots! How stupid and moronic to your views have to be to drive the paragon of inbred racist fucktardery to side with the ALCU against you?

Until now I've held off on mocking you. But that's all over now. Are you ready for it? Because here it comes:

Okay Fred, Margie, Shirley, I am very sorry that you're all crazy white trash hate mongering idiots and I'm exceptionally sorry for your offspring and followers, because they are apparently weak minded easily lead tools. But this is America, You are Americans. You have the right to free speech and to stand on street corners at yell your idiotic and backward views to anyone willing to listen. Even if you wish to disrupt the funerals of soldiers, sailors and Marines who volunteered to protect those very rights, even if you wish to protest the funerals of anyone with a certain level of noteriety that will get you a little bit of press.

But now you seem to wish to spread your message....what is your message anyway? You seem to hate anyone and everything that isn't a Phelps? Procreation through Incest only? Is that your message? I can't seem to figure it out. You shout extremely offensive things at the top of your lungs, then sue anyone who would presume to infringe upon your right as an American citizen to be a total fuckwit. It's in that Constitution thingie they keep in D.C.

would like you to go fuck yourself.

DING! DING! DING!

I think we hit it. The Phelps clan just doesn't want to work anymore. You're a nice lil' baptist church according to the US Government, so you don't even have to pay taxes. Nice racket...and here I though you were idiots....no you're just evil little beady-eyed zealots with creepy smiles.

I do hope you take your show on the road to Norway. Europe knows exactly what to do with hatemongering ideologues now. They only had to make the mistake of ignoring one, once. I hope the local police forces there are powerless to stop the enraged citizens there from pounding you into a fine red paste, just as they were powerless to stop Breivik's murderous rampage.

A word of caution to anyone that might find themselves on a flight to Norway with these Batshit Crazy morons, you may want to get off. That sort of toxic stupidity may be contagious in an enclosed area for a prolonged period of time.